he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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