Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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