This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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