ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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