even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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