There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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