you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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