wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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