Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you win again, gameday.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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