I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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