is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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