That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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