Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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