zippers are such a cool invention
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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