Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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