Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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