Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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