Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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