Whod you bang
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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