I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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