did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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