yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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