That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize