what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
