I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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