Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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