Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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