Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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