I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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