Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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