Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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