Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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