put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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