omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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