They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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