And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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