He is an equal opportunity slut.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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