I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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