i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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