Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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