i just wanna soil my oats bro
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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