well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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