something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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