"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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