i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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