I never want to see another naked old woman again.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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