I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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