so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
