we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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