he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
they're like a gay fantastic four
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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