The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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