is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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