I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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