I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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