You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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