Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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