who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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