I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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