if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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